Maybe if I use zebra post it's i'll be less distracted

"it's about Daniel. Oh wait... David and Goliath. I mean David."

"it was like no room in the inn like the story of jesus"

I feel like rapunzel without the hair.

"I'll give you a dollar to join a sorority"

"You can go to grad with your brother!!!!"

"Portage Avenue. Always an adventure."

"I don't have any friends...."

"Tomorrow I merge into the world of University!"

"Grad dresses are for the weak. Birthday suit is for the strong."

"Joey, that's rude."

"No one walks out of Jonny's Java from Daneeka"

"I'm a minor........ITY group!!!!!"

"Look at me and see yourself!!!"