"It's like postsecret only it's not a secret."

"It's a case of who wore them better"

"Should I do it? Should I respond with Mmmmm whacha say? What did you say?"

"And everytime I come I'll bring another box"

"Watch me make things more complicated for them"

"I think the truck driver really liked me... he honked"

"Pants off, dance off???"