"I worked very hard on my international accent"

"Liars, Jesus will deal with those"

"Hey you could be the Elias twins. Oh wait you already are!"

"You look like a skiier"

"Snowboarding brings joy to the world"

"Then with a deep voice I can tell my students to "step into my office""

"Deal. I will pay for your World Cup ticket if I don't go to the next World Cup"

"I dare you to burn down the squatter camp we made."

"Sometimes... I just forget how to speak english. And speak Afrifrenanglais instead"

"Does it make me look like an orangutan when I do this?"

"I'm like a pylon!!!"

"Those ninja bells are unpredictable."

"The bad guys are bad!!!!"

"I am a stereotypical good character."

"Scared the .... out of Santa? Check."

"Professor Daneeka strikes again"

"I will always be the little lamb. And him the hyena."

"Side hugs. The only appropriate boy girl hugs."

"Maybe I have bieber fever"

"Canadians do it the lumberjack way"

"Not an elf, just a lumberjack wearing a santa hat"

"Little Taco Bell, you are at the wrong place"

"If I had a list of mean people, you would maybe be on it."

"My love language is afrikaans."

" I need a husband......." (Which I will add was definitely something I said accidently)

"Best of seventeen!" (Rock paper scissors)

"I got so excited about tim tam slams I slammed my pants"

(In regards to my snowboard) - "It's like a child. It needs attention."

"And everytime I get excited about South Africa my baby South African accent comes out..."

"Come get your picture taken with Satan.

I mean Santa"

"I now have authority from Santa to tell you who's naughty or nice."

"I want a prayer date"

"It's like postsecret only it's not a secret."

"It's a case of who wore them better"

"Should I do it? Should I respond with Mmmmm whacha say? What did you say?"

"And everytime I come I'll bring another box"

"Watch me make things more complicated for them"

"I think the truck driver really liked me... he honked"

"Pants off, dance off???"

"No I don't, not all of them..."

Window peekings and other random things

"Window peeking can lead to awkwardness"

"When people are mean it's because they like the person"

"It's like feeding a baboon"

"It was an almost accident"

"You would crush it's bones by sitting on it"

"Facebook chat cut me off"

"I don't want purple"

"I think I should try the center part just for kicks and giggles"

"Shut the facebook"

Fun moments of life.

"And then at the end you can graduate into a man scout"

"Would you like a certificate for every time you correct my technicalities because then I would have a full time job"

"We could even make it a level system"

"I am Daneeka, I am above the rules"

"The comment almost made me break my foot on a shoebox"

"I can create songs on the spot"

Marriage?

"Sex equals children"

"I gave him a little taste of visiting hours"

"It's like a roll up the rim moment"

"Don't worry, I like them dark, just like my men"

"I can't marry everyone!!!!"

"I kissed him"

I am special

"My life is special! Jesus told me so!"

"Shut the.... farmer's market!"

"Your front door is open"

"More then a can opener in the middle of winter"

"I'm a bunny hopper"

"Wow blink and you'll miss it kind of wedding"

"I've been saving myself for LOST time!!!!"

Hair and hands

"I have hairstyling kids"

"Do you have a manlet?"

"Who needs hands"

"Who needs television when you live in hunting season"

"I retract that"

"I am not water proof"

"Yup, it is love. Not romantic love, but it is love"

"This is positive tuesday."

Kids, Bones and Animals.

"The now now now now now nouncement"

"Who are those kids?"

"If you like it you just drag and click here"

"Ribs, I have those"

"Why be logical when you can be illogical"

"If I was a cow I'd be a happy cow"

"I'm not a garage picker"

Creative people lead to creative mistakes.

"Here at creative arts camp.... we create memories. [like making the wrong turn]"

"Bumblebee on my face"

"Who needs an alarm when you can wake up naturally"

"People are special"

"Wisdom.... you need it"

"Wisdom... I have it"

"I lost my mind train"

Somethings about english just get used as excuses.

"Don't look at my forehead"

"My english brain stopped functioning"

"My hair is like the season of fall"

"Awkwardness is a choice not a lifestyle"

"English is not my primary function"

"You become more professional when your holding a pen"

The beginning. July and August mostly....

"Everyone is different"

"If you can't fit a truck in between your standing too close to each other"

"Ring by spring"

"You can't poke that, that's a chicken finger"

"I'm fasting"

Now just to remind you that most of these have a story behind them. But I will not write the story behind them..... so eventually if you are dying curious to know I will think about telling you!

The introduction

So I know what your thinking. Daneeka says incredibly wise things all the time. And sometimes I need to write them down and remember them. That being said before I get a book published with all my wisdom I needed to get a blog with all my wisdom. So I will most likely write down all them in four different parts. I think that would be the way to go and then add it on from there. That way everyone can enjoy my words of wisdom. Yup so I hope you are excited. I could even add pictures to it to make it much more enjoyable for you!

peace!