Friday, May 20, 2011

"if you want me to be alive when I am skyping you then you will release me to nap mode"

"I am getting refresh training so I can hold people's lives in my hands daily"

Thursday, April 28, 2011

"Sometimes I'm going to look ugly. And you are just going to have to respect that ok."

"I am going to arrest you for inappropriate eye contact with my invisible hand cuffs"

"No shirt, no shoes, no service"

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Monday, April 25, 2011

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Tuesday, April 19, 2011

New tumblr for all those who wanted to know....

http://daneekasays.tumblr.com - this is for those non quotes. Just ramblings. Sometimes.

Monday, April 18, 2011

"I can't date men on it unless I have four friends"

"I can't afford to buy my friends"

Saturday, April 16, 2011

Busyness causes stress and stress causes stress marks on the forehead and no one wants those.

Thursday, April 14, 2011


"Is that a good wow or a bad wow?"

"You know what. I will sing speak you to sleep."

"Bieber by association!!!"


Sunday, April 10, 2011

Better call 911!! Someone is about to come down with the bieber black fever!!!!!!

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

"I'm sorry I do not want to be in control of how much whip cream I have today..."

Monday, March 28, 2011

"The valley is a perfect place to crash a hot air balloon!"

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

"It's just because we're sexy especially in our scrubs."

"Who is going to unsingle me?"

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Scenarios. That I will not write on here due to them being completely taken out of context and me getting in trouble for it.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Saturday, March 12, 2011

It's like valentines day... Only in physical geography form

Friday, March 11, 2011

"Everyone's on facebook?"

"Destination wedding at your game reserve? Done."

Monday, March 7, 2011

"The bachelor is corrupting my children, he needs to leave my country"

Monday, February 28, 2011

Thursday, February 24, 2011

"The Canadian accent is the most beautiful accent of them all."
"One of my friends might be coming for Christmas this summer!!!"

Monday, February 14, 2011

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

"I am in a relationship with the photocopier. part time."

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Tuesday, January 18, 2011

"I'll give you a dollar to join a sorority"

"You can go to grad with your brother!!!!"

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Saturday, January 1, 2011

"No one walks out of Jonny's Java from Daneeka"
"I'm a minor........ITY group!!!!!"

"Look at me and see yourself!!!"